Saturday's Fun
James NonBlogger aka Naked Baby told me I was behind! But I was soooo sleepy! So here is for Saturday!
Noob Update!
If left to me, my desk would have nothing of Halloween on it or a simple pumpkin. Cuz I am a hater? Nevah! I found a black cat sitting in my chair one day coming back from break. I say, wtf?! I move it. This stupid azz black cat has now accumulated into my desk being a fricken haunted house! Daily I have people come by and compliment me on how cute my decorations look. Thanks, but its not me, I'm boycotting. I threatened the other day if one more fooken ghost or pumpkin found its way on to my desk I wasn't coming back until after Halloween. That's when my evil minded boss brought me the light up jacko'lantern. Think he's trying to tell me to take a vacation? Maybe I will pic this madness.
So Noob Guy decides I need to be paid back. I get to work Saturday morning to find my entire desk and chair wrapped in spider web. The Noob, he needs lessons! It's not any fun if the person doesn't react to it and there is no one else to watch it. He didn't even get to enjoy it as he didn't realize I had come in and taken it down! HA! I Win! I on the other hand did notice that he was in and made a short stop by his once again unsecured lonely computer....
He's off on Monday so he will miss the immediate wave of Help that he receives at the office.
Dear CoWorkers,
Please assist me in finding a way to remember how to secure my computer when I leave it. My immediate team has attempted to do so and has failed. Please send all your ideas in individual emails so that I am able to print them out and throw away that which will not work. Feel free to pass this on to others you think may assist in this matter and have them send me their ideas as well.
Sincerely,
Unsecured CoWorker
It's also gonna suck when he comes in on Tuesday and receives the many notices from his calendar. I felt that one per hour *should* be sufficient. I may be wrong. It was set to start sending them after he left for the day on Saturday.
I don't think this game is going to see any overtime, do you?
Noob Update!
If left to me, my desk would have nothing of Halloween on it or a simple pumpkin. Cuz I am a hater? Nevah! I found a black cat sitting in my chair one day coming back from break. I say, wtf?! I move it. This stupid azz black cat has now accumulated into my desk being a fricken haunted house! Daily I have people come by and compliment me on how cute my decorations look. Thanks, but its not me, I'm boycotting. I threatened the other day if one more fooken ghost or pumpkin found its way on to my desk I wasn't coming back until after Halloween. That's when my evil minded boss brought me the light up jacko'lantern. Think he's trying to tell me to take a vacation? Maybe I will pic this madness.
So Noob Guy decides I need to be paid back. I get to work Saturday morning to find my entire desk and chair wrapped in spider web. The Noob, he needs lessons! It's not any fun if the person doesn't react to it and there is no one else to watch it. He didn't even get to enjoy it as he didn't realize I had come in and taken it down! HA! I Win! I on the other hand did notice that he was in and made a short stop by his once again unsecured lonely computer....
He's off on Monday so he will miss the immediate wave of Help that he receives at the office.
Dear CoWorkers,
Please assist me in finding a way to remember how to secure my computer when I leave it. My immediate team has attempted to do so and has failed. Please send all your ideas in individual emails so that I am able to print them out and throw away that which will not work. Feel free to pass this on to others you think may assist in this matter and have them send me their ideas as well.
Sincerely,
Unsecured CoWorker
It's also gonna suck when he comes in on Tuesday and receives the many notices from his calendar. I felt that one per hour *should* be sufficient. I may be wrong. It was set to start sending them after he left for the day on Saturday.
I don't think this game is going to see any overtime, do you?
posted by Zanny Babbler at 4:57 PM
1 Comments:
HAHAHA! Okay seriously, how dumb is this guy that he hasn't learned to lock his puter yet?
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